HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! You like Cry and Pewds?! You know the whole "BROFIST!" thing right?! WELL I WANNA TRY TO GET "Cry-Five!" (Get it? Like High-Five?) TO BE USED AS WELL!
So use it! Spread it around! I know, some people do indeed use it, but it's not that popular! SO JUST SPREAD IT AROUND, FOR CRY!
What...? Ahem, anyways...
Yo.
Call me Z, or ZAM, or ZHE, or Awezome, don't care, or just call me Gabriel
It's nice to meet you
Are you here because...
A: My New FF's?
B: My old Hetalia FF's?
C: Just looking at my profile?
Or
D: Is my crazy stalker Bruder who likes to look at my profile using a 3ds?
XD Jk, you know I love you Bruder
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Mah dA Bruder is also my GIRLFRIEND! YEAH
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Anyways!
I like a few very important Pairings,
Here's dah list:
SparkAnt
Pewdiecry
Immortalfox
Jeamus
Jormus
Jackbuscus
RoyalChaos
Anything with Kevin
RoyalNova
NovaHD
SkyVenom
Ianthony
Germancest
Crycest
FawdzScape
mlgGortume
Skylox
Mavin
Merome
Bodil90
ETC ETC
Favorite Youtubers;
GoldenBlackHawk
Captain Sparklez
AntVenom
mlgHwnT
Gizzy Gazza
Gortume
ImmortalHD
SlyFoxHound
Koorta
Seamus
DeliVince
UberHaxorNova
ZeRoyalViking
ChilledChaos
GassyMexican
Sp00nerism
EatMyDiction1
SeaNanners
MarkiplierGAME
ChaoticMonki
PewDiePie
BajanCanadian
SkyDoesMinecraft
EddsWorld
JacksFilms
Tobuscus
Fawdz
SkitScape
Yogscast
JeromeASF
Roosterteeth
simonhds90
Bodil40
-and a lot more.
YAAY!
Now for some conversations from a video:
"Aw look Reed, you're in the ground, and you're a gopher! Make little gopher noises"
"No, I'm a squirrel"
"Doesn't matter, make squirrel noises then"
"I don't know hoowww"
"Just make a cute noise!"
"HOOOWW"
"Just go ENNHH"
"...EH....EH...."
Oh, and-
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING HATE ME BECAUSE YOU HATE WHAT I LIKE. IF YOU DO, well, that's just shallow and stupid.
KAY BYE.